I write sparingly. I actually don't really like writing that much. Figures, since I'm a lazy guy. Writing is tough work. But there are ideas that I just HAVE to pen down. And when I do start writing, I realise my embarrassing lack of writing acumen. (Like the previous sentence. There's something definitely wrong with it. Can't figure it out.) And so, I come here, where there are a countless number of people who know a lot more about the English language than me. And I ask. Stuff. Pretty long description here. I'm done. Ciao.